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"Children Laws of Property"

  1. If I like it, it’s mine
  2. If I can bring it away from you, it’s mine.
  3. If I had it till shortly earlier, it’s mine.
  4. If it’s mine, it will never, ever look like it were yours.
  5. If it looks like mine, it’s mine
  6. If it’s yours and I steal it, it’s mine.
  7. If, according to myself it’s mine, it’s mine.
  8. If it’s broken, it’s yours.

Now… *glances mostly at #1, #2, #6, #7 and #8*

Where did I see this kind of childish logic again…? Ah yes, art thieves! <3 (For the last “law”, just replace "if it’s broken" with "if I think it’s ugly")

(Source: mammachioccia.altervista.org)

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